I love Spam. I do not mean the meat (that shit is gross), I mean the Spam that Askimet filters out of my blog comments. Some of them are just stupid, but some are downright funny and ridiculous. So I am compiling some spam comments for your (ok, my) amusement.
“I was suggested this blog by my cousin. I am not sure whether this post is written by him as no one else know such detailed about my trouble. You are amazing! Thanks!”
Well, sir, this post was NOT written by your cousin, but I am thankful that only I know such details into your troubles of finding great sushi in Franklin, MA? Really? You live in Franklin and that is your biggest issue? You, sir, need a hobby.
“Hello there! I know this is kinda off topic nevertheless I’d figured I’d ask. Would you be interested in exchanging links or maybe guest writing a blog article or vice-versa? My site covers a lot of the same topics as yours and I think we could greatly benefit from each other. If you’re interested feel free to send me an email. I look forward to hearing from you! Fantastic blog by the way!”
Wow, really, your site covers the same topics as mine?!? Let’s take a look shall we….
I didn’t know travel or donating bone marrow, and getting back with your lying, bitch of a whore wife, were related. On another note, maybe if you grew a set of balls and didn’t NEED said woman so bad, she wouldn’t have cheated on your pansy ass, then left you in the first place. Just saying.
“Thank you for this blog article, it was just what I was searching for. There is so much information here, so I thank you so much for enlightening my mind.”
Wait..you were searching for a piece making fun of the Olympics, yet you still became ‘enlightened’ by an article containing the exact information you were searching for? You were not the brightest kid in school, huh. I bet you are a politician now. Am I right?
“Congrats, Vanessa… that’s wonderful news! Wishing you a healthy, happy pregnancy.”
Hey, that is good news Vanessa…um…whoever you are. I may not be having a baby, but I am the proud owner of this photo (jealous?):
“glory hole blonde whore game”
Considering the post, this one kinda makes sense.
“You have a amazing internet site.”
If by internet site, you mean: ‘anti-tourist travel blog of awesomeness’… then yes, I do, don’t I? Thank you very much for noticing.
“May I know the quantity you require? How’s everything? He is only about five feet high.It’s time for us to say “No” to AmericaThe sweater is of good quality.How ever you may work hard, the boss will not be fully satisfied.How ever you may work hard, the boss will not be fully satisfied.The stars are too far away.So I just take what I want.Since I’m here, I’d like to try a typical dish of this country.”
I think you need to slow down on the drinking and meth, dude.
“Today, while I was at work, my cousin stole my iPad and tested to see if it can survive a 30 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now broken and she has 83 views. I know this is completely off topic but I had to share it with someone!”
Ok. 83 views IS NOT a YouTube sensation. No one actually cares about your story. Also, by commenting this on a serious post about donating bone marrow, it is pretty obvious you are a spoiled 16 year old whiney girl. I think you need a different job.
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-on Travel Tips
Very thanks for your words of kind heart. I am glad to be of helpful praise in this topic of such. You seem to be of huge fan and im appreciative of all your encourageness for the site of internet to me. I am in hopes of reading more commenting of clarity in my posts of topics to travel.
This is some of the awesome spam comments I get everyday. Hope you find them as amusing as I do.
About Dani Blanchette
I am a freelance travel and music photographer and creator of GoingNomadic.com.
I love music, food, and exploring cities without guidebooks. I’ve flown a helicopter, hitchhiked down the east coast USA, and once snuck into the back of a zoo (in Serbia) and pet a lion.
I am always up for an adventure, and sometimes I videotape them.