Street signs are all over Ecuador, but after driving from Quito to the coast and back I have learned what these signs really mean. So I am going to teach you the real meaning of Ecuadorian street signs for your next Ecuadorian road trip. (Which I highly recommend. Ecuador is beautiful and driving here is fun as shit, especially if you grew up driving in Boston, MA like I did.)
1.
= “Go at least 60. But you will still be passed at 100, so you might as well just go 100”
2.
= “There is probably going to be a sharp turn or giant monster speed bump we are not really going to warn you about up ahead, so you probably want to slow down now” (see turn in background where there is actually a pretty sharp, downhill 90degree turn)
3.
= “People are about to jump in front of your car to try to sell you shit when you slow down for the gigantic monster speedbump…or there is actually nothing coming up and we are just fucking with you….Have Fun Guessing! – Ecuador”
4.
= “You are about to have WAY too much fun!”
also = “SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!”
5.
= “Totally pass”
6.
= “ITS SILLY WALKING TIME… Why? Because you will not see a school, or a person for that matter, anytime in the near future”
7.
= “By ‘cow’ we probably mean ‘horse’. Most likely ‘burros’, and they will be in the road. But highly unlikely you will ever actually see a cow anywhere near this sign.”
I hope these explanations of Ecuadorian street signs help you out for your future trips in Ecuador. Have fun driving!